Honestly, why do people keep clicking on this blog lookin' for porn?
Here's the latest search! The funny thing is it's a "safe search" with Norton so there aren't going to be any actual porn sites in the results cos they're all bugged. A while ago, someone searched for "big tits redhead" and clicked on this blog.
Sorry, duders!!! No big tits here except on your side of the screen!
UPDATE!
OMG!!!!! Like 5 seconds after posting this, someone searching for "young tits blogspot" clicked on this post. What the hell, guys??? "Gardening" is not code for "sexing".
HAHAHH sorry but that's funny. No joke, what's up with that???? Funny.
ReplyDeleteThe best laugh I have had all day. I don't know what to say - maybe their interest is peeked by the "angry redhead".
ReplyDeleteI'd heard about your not-so-angry redhead porn site, but I must say I am quite disappointed. I did find Mount and Stag(horn) in one of your titles, but it seemed to have something to do with ferns? And though I spotted Confessions, Succulent & Bottoms within titles, alas, none of them contained anything remotely titillating (though quite informative). You're gonna have to work harder if you plan to continue regularly popping up in porn searches.
ReplyDelete;) Happy gardening!
Guess you better delete this posting. Now porn is in your key words. I recall many years ago I somehow got a link the "really large breasts" so I clicked it. The site had a photo of two large chicken breasts and noted I was the 1700th odd pervert to visit the site that day.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I've been reading your blog for a long time now. This is very disappointing news. There's no porn? I hadn't even noticed.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Those porn people hit on anything that squeaks female. I found using the word hot is a sure fire way to drum up hits of spam.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the replies, everyone! And yes, it is pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteRandy - So far, no weird hits to the blog just yet, but I will probably delete this post if the porn searches continue because of keywords.
This is my first visit here on your blog and I can tell, you're post gave me a really good laugh. It one more times proves to me what a good search engine Google is and how Google always states, their search results to be the most relevant to the search term of the user. LMAO!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, are those visits really human visits or maybe just some spiders and bots? There are a few scripts out there, mostly used by kiddies to find images, video files or music which they download automatically. In your case very obviously they were trying to find porn images. Just check your log files and don't be too worried too much about it. More traffic will help to increase your Alexa rankings. ;)
Best Regards from Spring, TX
Paula Jo
Paula Jo - I'm not sure who all is running the searches, but I could see how/why someone would search for "redhead white porn austin" (or whatever) after running a search myself. However, I'm most certainly not that person. That's the part that confuses me.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess there's no such thing as bad press. :P