My husband wants to recreate a battle scene between plastic flamingos and garden gnomes in the backyard with aerial attacks, fox holes, and everything. Trying to be the encouraging wife, I bought him a bunch of gnomes from K-Mart a couple Christmases ago. To be honest, I wasn't keen on the colors from an aesthetic point of view, but the colors definitely fit the bill for kitsch. Since the colors have faded, I can justify painting them a color I would prefer.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF VHT VINYL DYE!
|In the Garden|
Yes, there's one more:
And stick a gnome in your garden while you're at it. Gardens shouldn't be serious business - that's what landscapes are for.
*I badly want that book.
**No, I'm not really hurt. Sheesh. It's gnomes.
***Before going ballistic, I should remind you that it's gnomes once more.